{"type":"general","setup":"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.","id":139}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's black and white and read all over?","punchline":"The newspaper.","id":264}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?","punchline":"An ion! ","id":272}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are pirates called pirates?","punchline":"Because they arrr!","id":304}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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