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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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