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{"type":"standard","title":"Passover massacre","displaytitle":"Passover massacre","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2660905","titles":{"canonical":"Passover_massacre","normalized":"Passover massacre","display":"Passover massacre"},"pageid":316719,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Passover_massacre_II.jpg/330px-Passover_massacre_II.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Passover_massacre_II.jpg","width":3072,"height":2048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283802958","tid":"ca75cabb-10bf-11f0-8a06-c7980e9fd29b","timestamp":"2025-04-03T19:13:57Z","description":"2002 Hamas suicide bombing in Israel","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":32.3325,"lon":34.85083333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_massacre","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_massacre?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_massacre?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Passover_massacre"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_massacre","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Passover_massacre","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_massacre?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Passover_massacre"}},"extract":"The Passover massacre was a suicide bombing carried out by Hamas at the Park Hotel in Netanya, Israel on 27 March 2002, during a Passover seder. 30 civilians were killed in the attack and 140 were injured. It was the deadliest attack against Israeli civilians during the Second Intifada, and one of the most severe suicide attacks Israel has ever experienced.","extract_html":"
The Passover massacre was a suicide bombing carried out by Hamas at the Park Hotel in Netanya, Israel on 27 March 2002, during a Passover seder. 30 civilians were killed in the attack and 140 were injured. It was the deadliest attack against Israeli civilians during the Second Intifada, and one of the most severe suicide attacks Israel has ever experienced.
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