{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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